Your Ultimate Vday Guide (no matter your Sitch)

Triple threat newsletter! Part 1 is the ultimate gift guide for every kind of relationship in your life. Part 2: Valentine’s ideas for your boo. And Part 3 is for your perfect Galentine's 💕

Before I get into it, Sitch ads are live on the subway!!!!! (Code is DINI ofc)

I AM SO EXCITED.

This week is MY Super Bowl (aka Valentine’s Day)!!! (And I hope it will be way more exciting than that extremely underwhelming performance by Kendrick Lamar and the Taylor Swift’s boyfriend’s team. They really should have just performed Bad Blood together…)

So obviously I have a looooong 3 part letter for you. Part 1 is the ultimate gift guide for every kind of relationship in your life. Part 2 is 5 best ways to spend Valentine’s Day with your boo. And Part 3 is where to go with your gals.

Part 1: The Ultimate Valentine’s Day Gift Guide 📮

1. For your boyfriend: Custom boxers for something cheeky and cute. Or better yet, this custom tee, so everyone knows he is taken.

2. For your toxic situationship: Tell him you have made a reservation at Chez Fifi for Feb 14 so he has to decide whether he’s all in or it’s just a Saturday night after Gospel at 3am kinda thing.

3. For someone you have been seeing for under 5 dates: Just get them flowers. We don’t need to reinvent the wheel here, just go to your local florist. If you really want to impress, use this paper to wrap the flowers, and write a little love note.

4. For yourself: I firmly believe you don’t need a man to buy you diamonds or a ring. So treat yourself to a little lab grown magic from Dorsey. Or this pinky ring from Real Fine Studio. You can still wait for your mans to give you a real diamond for your ring finger though…

5. For your crush: Book Bathhouse or Othership for two, say that you “got it through work” so you can get hot and sweaty together and see if you can take things to the next level.

6. For the girls in your life: Westman Atelier lipstick, for all the boys you need to kiss. But seriously this is the most hydrating, amazing lipstick EVER, I swear by it.

7. For your ex: Go get a blow dry, a fun outfit, and take a total thirst trap picture. Post it to your story, before switching into your PJs and putting on Notting Hill. Make him miss you, while you remember all the reasons why he doesn’t even compare to Hugh Grant.

8. For your chronically single friend: Nominate them for a Sitch membership, and I promise I will hand pick them a match. Sometimes you just need to stop swiping, and leave it to the experts.

Part 2: What To Do With Your Boo💕

5 foolproof suggestions if you still don’t have a reservation for Vday…